Posted 8 hours ago

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

(Source: autisticdean)

Posted 1 day ago

phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg

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(Source: individually)

Posted 2 days ago

chellodello:

fuckyeahamurica:

cuddleswithhiddles:

cumberbatchkisses:

vvildrice:

Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon

Neil A.

Now say that backwards

wake up, America 

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did we send neil armstrong to the moon

or did we send him back to the moon

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Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

majestictunes:

rollercoaster || bleachers

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

sallysparrow1991:

cindehella:

SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

How hazardhanners and I greet each other

Posted 4 days ago